I lost my penis in Mallorca

History
"I lost my penis in Mallorca" is a song by Richard from the Future and the Sandman, written in Mallorca in August 2016 after Richard's very long poop

Lyrics
"I lost my penis in Mallorca, barracuda bit it off. Now every time I go to snorkel, I just gotta turn and cough. *COUGH COUGH*