Happycat

Happycat is a Lolcat who is almost always happy. He was created by Ceiling Cat during the Big Bang, at the same time that Basement Cat created Weegee. He has the power to turn people into Hapoycat Clones by playing music from a microscopic speaker system hidden in his brain.

Powers

 * Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
 * Invincibility: He is invincible to everything except for Chuck Norris, Ceiling Cat, and Basemeny Cat. He can also respawn instantly, and give others invincibility.
 * Head Detach: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, and float around.
 * Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, whether his head is attached or not.
 * Controlled Metabolism: Happycat will not get fat regardless of how many cheezburgers he eats.
 * Chapstick Bazookas: He can shoot Chapstick Bazookas out of his mouth (3 at a time) whether his head is attached or not. These create gigantic explosions underwater and cause buildings that they pass to suddenly go up in smoke. He can direct them to drop onto the ground or float like a low-flying airplane.
 * NEDM: The most famous power, and the one that gives the art of random destruction and sheer power its name. When he says "NEDM", all the people nearby get Happycat heads and a cool song plays. He recently found a new way to do it; when somebody says "any", he interrupts by saying "DM", which causes the head of the person he interrupted to turn into a Happycat head and the cool song to play.

Trivia

 * He likes chapstick, cheezburgers, double cheezburgers, punching the keys, NEDM, and monkeys dressed as butlers.
 * He hates sadness, plastic packaging, doom music, and telemarketers.
 * He doesn't like Doom music, but will tolerate it as long as it is not used to justify evil.
 * He made the letters N, E, D, and M popular.